Mexicans take five whole days to celebrate the wonders of Mayonnaise…
May 5th, 2008
Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Why the Mexicans have such an obsession with Mayo that they wanna celebrate its existence for 5 days is completely beyond me. But pass the Helmanns bitches, like Jared, I’m goin’ to Subway. In all seriousness, I don’t even like Mayo….it has gay tendencies. What are you guys gonna do to celebrate an entire week of Mayonnaise?
There’s an old tale I heard by the way, that if you mention Miracle Whip® during the celebration you’ll be cursed and burned with a hate hotter than the fire of a million suns.
[tags]Condiments, Quit being so serious[/tags]
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May 5th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I’ll bet you didn’t know this, but Cinco de Mayo actually means “Five Days of Mayo”. I knew this already, but I happen to live near the border, and even now, at this very second, Mexicans are spooning the stuff onto their fish tacos at every corner stand in the city!!
It’s crazy! It’s a May-O-Naise Cel-O-Bration!!!